An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, "We're having mechanical problems and are going to crash, but there's only one parachute."

They look around at each other, knowing what must be done. The noble Englishman takes a deep breath, hollers, "God Save The Queen," and jumps out of the plane.

The proud Frenchman gets really inspired, hollars, "Viva La France," and he also jumps.

This really pumps up the Texan, so he hollers, "Remember the Alamo," and throws the Mexican out of the plane.