If Apple made toasters, it would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 years earlier.

The toast would make a little smiley face at you when it popped up, or else it would get stuck and there would be alittle picture of a bomb burned onto it.

If they break, these toasters would require a special set of MacToaster Tools to even open up.

World wide market share would only be 5%, but all the bread in school lunches would be exclusively toasted on the MacToaster.