A man went to the court house to have his name legally changed.

The desk clerk asked, "Can i help you sir?"

Our man said, "Yes, I would like to change my name."

"What is your current name?" asked the clerk.

"Martin Arsehole," replied the man.

The clerk laughed, and said, "I can see why you want a change. What would you like your new name to be?"

"Tim."