John receives a phone call.

"Hello," he answers.

The voice on the ot other end says, "This is Susan. We met a party about 3 months ago."

John says, "Hmm...Susan? About 3 months ago?"

Susan says, "Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you took me home. On the way we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport."

John replies, "Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?"

Susan says, "I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself."

John goes, "Say, you ARE a good sport."