"Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctor's offfice.

"I think I'm turning into a man."

The doctor says, "Now hold on, little lady, what makes you think that you're turning into a man?"

"Well" said the woman "I'm starting to grow hair on my chest."

And then the doctor asked, " Well then, how far down your chest is your hair growing?"

And then she replied, "All the way down to my penis".