Rough Crossing

A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness.

In a panic she rushed into the corridor and headed for the bathroom.

It was not until she collided with an elderly gentleman that she realized she didn't have a stitch of clothing on.

Horrified, she let out a shriek.

Her fellow sufferer looked at her sadly.

"Don't let it bother you,miss," he moaned. "I'll never live to tell anyone."