In a Texas bar, the bartender, Fred, was fed up with penis boasting from the regulars.

So to put an end to all the boasting, Fred says to them "whip 'em out".

Fred pulls a yard stick from under the bar,at the same time a gay guy walks into the bar.

Fred asks the man if there is something that he can get for him.

The gay guy replies, "I was going to get a beer, but i'll check your buffett first"