Cover charge: $15.00

Round of drinks: $23.00

Table dance: $30.00

Another round of drinks: $23.00

Couch dance and tips: $50.00

A round of shots: $34.00

A Bottle of Dom and a Limo home: $125.00

Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00

Sending her on her way and never having to hear her complain: Priceless

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