As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night time excersises.

Once, I was seated next to a Lieutenant fresh from Jump School.

He was quiet sad looked a bit pale so I struck up a conversation.

"Scared, Lieutenant?" I asked.

He replied, "No, just a bit apperhensive."

I asked, "What's the diffrence?"

He replied, "That means I'm scared with a university education."