Two drunks walk into a bar.

The first drunk looks at his buddy and says, "I gotta go use the can."

So he wonders off to the bathroom and is gone for 20 minutes.

Well his friend gets pissed off and goes in to get him.

He finds him in there and asks, "What the hell are you doing?"

The first drunk repies "Everytime I flush, something reaches up and grabs my balls."

The second drunk looks at him and says, "Well ya dumbass, you're sitting on the mop bucket"