A police officer came upon a terrible wreck, where two people had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk. Then you could tell me how this happened."

The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.

"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.

Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.

"Well, did you see this?"

"Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What happened?"

The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up to his mouth.

"They were drinking?" asked the officer.

"Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What then?"

The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

"They were smoking marijuana?"

"Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What then?"

The monkey thrust his hips back-and-forth.

"Gee whiz! They were screwing, too?" asked the astounded officer.

"Yes," motioned the monkey.

"Now wait," said the officer with disbelief. "You're saying your owners were drinking, smoking, and screwing, all before they wrecked."

"Yes," motioned the monkey.

"Well, what were you doing during all this?"

"Driving" motioned the monkey.