The tour guide at the zoo's gives a speech on the elephants:
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, the largest animal to roam the lands. Every day the elephant eats 3 dozen bunches of bananas, 6 tons of hay, and 2000 pounds of assorted fruits. Madam, please don't stand near the elephant's backside....Madam, PLEASE don't stand near the elephant's backside...MADAM...MADAM...too late. George, dig her out."