Saliva Brew

One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a phone call. Frank had just bought another beer and he didn't want anyone to drink it.

So, Fred wrote a little sign and left it by his beer that read: "I spit in my beer."

When Fred returned to his bar stool, there was another note beside his beer that read:
"I spit in your beer, too!"